JUDGEBASH

The Bash Store

Wear the verdict. Crown the winner. On-demand, ad-free, lovingly brutal — every piece carries the gavel.

The Verdict Mug

$18

Glossy black ceramic, gold gavel, “Throw a bash. Get judged.” The morning-after trophy.

Black glossy ceramic · 11oz

PersonalizedLocked

Champion Plaque

$34.99

A real acrylic award, engraved with the winner’s name, the game, and the date. Buy it before the bash — crown them for keeps.

Personalized acrylic award · unlock with Crowned

Win a bash (Crowned) to unlock the personalized plaque. Trophy Case →

Locked

The Gavel Tee

$26

Soft classic tee with the gavel mark. Quiet flex for people who’ve been judged and lived.

Premium ringspun cotton · Silver badge unlock

Earn any Silver badge to unlock apparel in the Store. Trophy Case →

Locked

The Bash Hoodie

$48

Heavyweight hoodie, gavel on the chest. For the host who runs the room all night.

Heavyweight fleece · Silver badge unlock

Earn any Silver badge to unlock apparel in the Store. Trophy Case →

Locked

The Gavel Cap

$28

Embroidered dad hat with the gavel. Worn by the only judge that matters.

Embroidered · adjustable · Silver badge unlock

Earn any Silver badge to unlock apparel in the Store. Trophy Case →

Members get more

  • JudgeBash+ ships free
  • Member-only colorways & drops
  • Win a bash → unlock the Champion Plaque
  • Earn Bash Badges → unlock the gated shop

Opening at launch